1. redtemplo:

    reichsstadt:

    tumblr

    all you fashion blogs

  2. hotcanadianjeanbo:

    girlwiththerobottattoo:

    I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

    Before watching the video:
    "It’s only two seconds, what’s so great about it?"

    After watching the video:
    "Oh."

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  4. my mom just told me i’m never allowed to wear the shirt i’m currently wearing when i go on dates

    well guess what mom joke’s on you becaues i’m an ugly piece of shit that no one wants to date

  5. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    gallifrey-feels:

    More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

    It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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    Title
    Anaconda
    Artist
    HATSUNE MIKU???
    • shrek one: BEST
    • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
    • shrek three: bad
    • shrek four: bad
  7. pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

    pentecost:

    moopdrea:

    oiliest:

    tooly

    i am king

    hail tooly

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Your name is RACHEL. This is your TUMBLR. Boy, do you love HOMESTUCK, as well as a lot of other things. You have an obsession with BANDS AND MUSIC. You do well in SCHOOL but don't like going, because let's face it, IT FUCKING SUCKS. You love READING and WRITING, even though you suck at the latter. You are frequently DEPRESSED AS SHIT and you prefer THEY/THEIR or SHE/HER pronouns. You sometimes have conversations with your FRIENDS. You like to SWEAR a lot because you find it LIBERATING. You tend to HYPERBOLIZE EVERYTHING YOU SAY. What will you do?

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